VLOG 2/25

I work for Aperture Science, not true evil.

We Do What We Must Because We Can

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From your humble beginnings as a shower curtain manufacturer, Aperture Science is a turn world-class scientific research corporation. You may not have had as much success as some of those other so-called research facilities (*cough* Black Mesa *cough*), but no one is as heavily invested in science and testing as you are.

VLOG 2/16

Greedo shot first

This is a comment I posted on IGN about who I think shot first in the Han vs. Greedo debate.

Greedo shot first. George Lucas is the god who made the Star Wars universe so if he says something changes in the story then the whole universe changes with it.

VLOG 2/4

I have my dream girl

Steampunk Girl Artwork by Geek Artist Extraordinaire Len Peralta.

lyrics

Cherie slides the gate
and closes up for the night
walks through the mall and sighs
Gets in her Chevrolet
and blasts The Cure and The Smiths
puts her flask to her lips

Takes Exit 22
and pulls in her parking space
climbs up the fire escape
Steps into her bedroom
and crashes on to her bed
Rips stockings from her legs

She looks in the mirror and thinks that it's time
to start another life.

So, she's putting on her goggles and a bowler hat
She checks her pocket watch, adjusts her rocket pack
She laces up her boots and puts her makeup on
She grabs her leather coat and her Tesla Gun

Cause she used to be a Goth Kid but now she's a Steampunk Girl.

She dreams of brass and gaslight
Imagines taking a trip on a steam powered ship
Instead she hops a flight
to a Sci-Fi convention, now it's her intention

to finish her novel and go back to school
and learn to live again.

So, she's putting on her goggles and a bowler hat
She checks her pocket watch, adjusts her rocket pack
She laces up her boots and puts her makeup on
She grabs her leather coat and her Tesla Gun

Cause she used to be a Goth Kid but now she's a Steampunk Girl.

credits

released 30 January 2012
John Anealio: Vocals, Electric & Acoustic Guitars, Bass, Organ, Drum Programming.