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The one wolfman wolfpack.

Whoever is bitten by a werewolf and lives becomes a werewolf himself.

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You didn't plan on becoming the Wolfman. After all, you were just wandering around the woods one night minding your own business when a strange looking dog bites you a little and suddenly you're turning into a hairy creature with pointy teeth and a thirst for blood. Luckily, you only have to worry about blacking out and mutilating livestock when there's a full moon, although your new silver allergy may make your next fancy dinner party a little awkward.

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What I really love.

What better way to show that I love zombies then to share this zombie love song.



Immediate download of Undead Love Song in your choice of MP3 320, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.

The Undead Love Song was inspired by Rigor Amortis, an anthology of zombie short stories. This song was co-written with R. Schuyler Devin, who has a story in the collection.

lyrics

A supernatural wedding day
A blushing bride, a groom in a cage.
She could have had any man she desired
Like a teen werewolf or an old vampire

But she loves her Zombie Man

This is an Undead Love Song
Everyone will think it's wrong
They just don't understand those Zombie moans
Lovers need not be alive for true love to survive
A fragile heart need not rot alone

When they went on their honeymoon
They drank champagne in their hotel room
But then the bride went into shock
When his foot fell off and he lost his c***

But she loves her Zombie Man

This is an Undead Love Song
Everyone will think it's wrong
They just don't understand those Zombie moans
Lovers need not be alive for true love to survive
A fragile heart need not rot alone

But it ain't easy being married to an undead lover
the bride is always under attack
People ask her: Why can't she find another
And why is she a Necrophiliac?

credits
released 20 October 2011
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Slide Guitar, Bass, Organ & Drum Programming.

The beautiful artwork is by Galen Dara www.galendara.com

KING of American monsters!

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KILL THE BAT!

If I was going to be a Batman villain this is who I would be.

I'm an eco-terrorist of global importance. I make a contribution.

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I would look hot.

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Join the jedi!

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An I excited about the Avengers movie?

A comment I post on www.IGN.com.

Damn right I'm excited! It's one thing to see 2D people fighting each other on paper but big name stars on the same screen. Making this an impotent movie that countless others will learn from in the future of movie making.

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You twit!

Just as I was about to put the latest vlog up a pop up for twitter appeared when I clicked blogger. What is with that? I'm angry because of this. SHUT UP TWITTER!

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THE SECOND GREATEST AD EVER!!!

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2 of my fav things in song form

A mostly true story about how I dressed up like a Stormtrooper for Halloween when I was 5 years old.
lyrics


I had an old white shirt and a store-bought mask
And a broken water gun within my grasp
My tattered pants were lined with electrical tape.
It was the greatest costume that was ever made

And I wish I could relive that holiday

When I dressed up like a Stormtrooper for Halloween
My dad was a ghost, my friend was Wolverine
And these memories will surely haunt my dreams tonight.

I marched down Fleetwood street in my black rubber boots
We went from door to door collecting our loot
I wouldn’t eat the candy in my pillow case
Because I refused to take the mask off my face

Now, I’m putting on my mask again
and lacing up my boots
With my son dressed up like Anakin
in his jedi costume

credits
from A Stormtrooper For Halloween, track released 01 October 2011
John Anealio: Vocals, Acoustic & Electric Guitars, Bass, Synthesizers,
Drum Programming.

Album Art:
Photo by Jonathan Mannion www.jonathanmannion.com
Photoshop Ninja: Patrick Hester www.atfmb.com
The Man in the Stormtrooper Armor: Andrew Liptak, andrewliptak.wordpress.com

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